Ungakwazi futhi ukukhetha ukuba nonodoli ababili bocansi amahora amane

Kungani ungadingi ukuba wedwa eholidini elizayo? Kanjani a Unodoli Wothando yenza ubuso bakho bumamatheke ngoKhisimusi ozayo? Ingabe ikhasimende elidala u-Tony wabelane ngesipiliyoni salo sokuchitha iholide lakhe lokugcina nonodoli bocansi? Njengoba kungenzeka uyazi manje, onodoli bocansi bayingxenye ebalulekile yokuphila kwami. Uma bengekho onodoli abakhangayo bocansi, ngeke ngikwazi ukuphila kwami. Izobukeka kanjani eceleni kwami.

Njengomuntu othanda unodoli wocansi, ngithanda ukuhlolisisa izihloko ezisebenzayo zokuhlanganisa onodoli bocansi empilweni yansuku zonke futhi ngibenze basebenze ngempela. Ngokuphambene nenkolelo evamile, ngakhulela emkhayeni wamaKristu oneqembu labazali ababenezigwegwe eziqinile. Empeleni ngiyawuzonda umqondo wokuwusebenzisa ngedwa ekhaya-ngiyazi ukuthi angingedwa. Kodwa-ke, ngenxa yokuzazisa kwabaklami bonodoli bocansi kanye nemizamo eqhubekayo yokuthuthukisa ikhwalithi yabo nemisebenzi, kuningi ukukhetha ongakhetha kukho, abathengi bonodoli bocansi bonana.

Ingabe sisahlinzeka ngezinsizakalo zokuthutha zamahhala ezihlukene kuwo wonke amazwe/izifunda emhlabeni? Yebo-Izinkonzo zokuthutha nezokuthutha zizosebenza njengokujwayelekile. Kwakukhona ukubambezeleka okuthile ekuqaleni, kodwa inqobo nje uma umhlaba uqhubeka nokuphenduka, i Idoli locansi lowesilisa idinga ukulethwa. Ngabe ngizoyithola i-coronavirus kunodoli wami omusha wocansi? Cha-Ngokusekelwe ekuprintweni kwangaphambili okushicilelwe kuleli sonto ngabacwaningi e-Princeton National Institutes of Health kanye ne-UCLA. Bathole ukuthi ubude besikhathi sobuthi begciwane ebusweni busuka emahoreni angama-24 kuye ezinsukwini ezi-3. Ngakho...Ngalolu lwazi, singasho ngokuphepha ukuthi ezimeni ezingenakwenzeka kakhulu, ngisho noma kukhona imikhondo yegciwane ebusweni bukadoli wakho ngaphambi kokuthunyelwa, lapho unodoli wakho evela, igciwane ngeke livele. Kade yanyamalala.

Awukwazi ukuphuma uyodonsa, isihogo, awukwazi ukuphuma noma kuphi, uye ekhonsathini? Khansela. ibhola lezinyawo? Khansela. ukuhlangana? Khansela. Iklabhu yasebusuku? Khansela. Angikukhuthazi nokuthi uphinde uhlangane nabantu ongabazi kwi-website, bayazi ukuthi bebekuphi noma ubani obathimule. Imicimbi yomphakathi ivaliwe futhi abantu ngeke baye ezindaweni zokudlela noma ezindaweni zezitolo. Pho, benzani ekhaya? Yebo jabulela yabo Unodoli wezocansi! Ngizokuphelezela yonke indlela-emva kosuku olunzima ngihudula isitolo esisodwa ngiya kwesinye ngifuna iphepha lasendlini yangasese, ngifuna ukuya ekhaya ngithole umngane olalelayo. Umngane ongakusiza ekudambiseni ukungezwani okunqwabelene.

Ungakwazi futhi ukukhetha ukuba nonodoli ababili bocansi amahora amane, bobabili abangabakho. Cabanga ngalo lonke uthando, i-threesome, i-adventure, konke enkonzweni yakho, amahora amane angaphazamiseki! Okubaluleke nakakhulu, ungakhetha unodoli wocansi oyifunayo. Isakhiwo se-orgasm esingenamkhawulo, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi ufuna ukujabulela amahora amane ngonodoli ababili bocansi.

Ikuphi indawo yokuqala kanodoli wocansi eNyakatho Melika? Yebo, ukusabela kuhlukile, kumuntu nomuntu, nomuntu nomuntu. Okokuqala, iziphathimandla ziveze ukuthi zizovala lezi zindawo ngaphandle kokunanaza uma zibona ukuthi zihambisana nokuvumelana. Unodoli wezocansi waseJapan esintwini. Uma kubeka impilo kanye nengozi ejwayelekile kubo bonke abathintekayo, kungase kuvalwe. Kodwa khumbula, ukuzijabulisa kwabantu abadala sekuvele kusemthethweni eToronto.