Kungani iqoqo le-dildo lifana nempilo onodoli bocansi abadala bedume kangaka?

Onodoli bocansi bahle. Uma ukhathele ukuba wedwa futhi ungafuni ukubekezelela le nkinga yokubhekana nabesifazane bangempela, unodoli omuhle wocansi angaba umngane ophelele kuwe. Ungase uthande ukuzipholela nabangane bakho ngezimpelasonto bese ufika ekhaya ngaphandle kokukusabisa ngokuhlukana noma ukukuhlukanisa ngenxa yokujabulela umsebenzi owuthandayo nabangane bakho. Amadoda amaningi asebenza kanzima bese ephathwa njengodoti ngabalingani bawo.

Uma unodoli wocansi ongokoqobo, ngeke akubambe, uzokulinda ngesineke ukuthi ubuye ekhaya. Uma uthanda, uzobingelela emamatheka akubizele embhedeni, lapho ungamane ulale noma wenze ucansi. Ucansi lungaba uthando noma uthando. Ungamgona kabuhlungu njengomdlwane, noma ungamvumela ukuthi agibele phezu kwakho futhi umyeke anyakaze kancane abuye naphambili kuwe.

Imboni yonodoli bocansi ikhula ngokushesha okukhulu, singasho nje ukuthi maduze wonke umuntu uzoba nohlobo oluthile lukanodoli wocansi. Kunezinketho eziningi nokuthi ungakhetha kanjani okulungile. Umbuzo uthi kungani ungathenga into ethengekayo onodoli bezocansi abashibhile?

Kunezitolo eziningi zonodoli bocansi ezikwaziyo, ezinze e-United States, ezithengisa onodoli bocansi abasezingeni eliphezulu. Eziningi zazo zizokunikeza izinqubomgomo ezinhle zokuthumela nokubuyisela, isevisi yamakhasimende enhle, kanye nolwazi oluphelele. Ingasaphathwa ikhwalithi yalaba nodoli ocansini abakhethwe ngokucophelela kuyoshaya ingqondo yakho. Uma uzwa sengathi usukulungele ukulahla u-$500 kunodoli owaziyo ukuthi uzokwaneliseka ngo-100%, lezi zitolo kufanele zibe yinketho yakho yokuqala, ngaphandle kokungabaza. Sizibuyekeze futhi sazihlola zonke, ngakho-ke kuyindaba yokukhetha. Abanye babo bathengisa imikhiqizo ongayidinga, efana nempushana yezingane I-WM Doll, izingubo ezihehayo noma amanye amathuluzi awusizo njengamalokha noma izingwegwe zonodoli bakho bothando.

Noma yiliphi iklayenti lizoba nekhwalithi ephezulu ngoba labo nodoli abahle abengeziwe benziwe ngezinto ezinhle kakhulu futhi baklanyelwe ngokukhethekile ukwenza okuhlangenwe nakho kwakho kocansi kuhluke futhi kukhumbuleke. Ngesikhathi uthola labo nodoli bocansi, uqinisekisiwe ukuthi ikhwalithi enikezwayo iphuma kulo mhlaba! Yebo bhuti, sikhuluma ngamathoyizi ocansi alien!

Heck, sikhuluma ngani lapha? Zinhle, zimihle phakade, zisesimweni esihle futhi zilethwa kuwe ngokushesha nje lapho uzi-oda. Pho siyini isifiso sakho? Khumbula: wonke unodoli wocansi uzoba nenani...hhayi nje ezishibhile. Chitha imali yakho emikhiqizweni esezingeni eliphezulu ngokukhetha ukuthenga okuhlanekezelwe I-Silicone Sex Doll esitolo sethu! Bayokulethela injabulo, injabulo, futhi okubaluleke kakhulu, ukwaneliseka. O, futhi enye into! Izikweletu zekhadi lesikweletu azisho ukuthi uthenge ini! Kulungile?